Monday, December 14, 2009

3 day vacay.....

..... if you can call it that. Yes, I was out of town for THREE days. Yes, I was NOT in Bombay for THREE days. Yes, I was in Goa for THREE days! (Hah! you losers!) Sorry, got a bit carried away there. I had a blast most definitely. Though the trip was a leetle too short for any "r" of rejuvenation to take place but what the hell? Anything miles away from your work place can instantly put you in a MUCH better mood, eh? I stayed with my BFF (sigh! I wish that was like a BF). Awesome apartment I should say! It was a 120 degrees there. So put on sunblock and away we go................. She rides the bike pretty well considering that she breaks like a kilo meter before a speed breaker or a bump. I shopped a lil. Ate A LOT. Actually, went a lil insane eating sea food. Can't get enough of that! Now I am back to work. I was so upset coming back that I almost cried a little. No jokes! And here I was thinking I had more dignity than THAT! Today was my day back at work Left the office sharp at 1800 hrs to catch "New Moon". What. A. Movie! That lady has THE 2 most perfect men in the world fighting over her. They have one flaw each tho. One is a vampire (a vegetarian one at that. Which means he does NOT eat humans, duh) and the other is a werewolf. But who the hell cares about a tiny thing like that when they are ready to literally tear themselves apart for her. Ooooooh! Makes me feel like such a loser. I mean are men blind?????????? I have a question to the men in the blog world. What does it take to make you like a girl?????? Is the body? Does she have to be skinny? Does she have to love football and be a lil more like "a guy"? Does she have to be overly sensitive and in need of some support? What? What? I am tearing my hair out everyday here trying to make sense of all this.

Ok I am tired thinking about all this. Let me go and get like a hundred thousand winks while you guys answer me. What say you?

I just realized that I have again digressed from the topic here. When you have a flitting mind like mine.....

Where is that damn chocolate when I need it!

Thursday, December 3, 2009

What I feel!

Don't you "yawn" at me or this title! Yeah lots of things going on right now. You know like a turmoil of emotions and shit. So, drunk (not EXACTLY drunk) after beer? Check. In my fuzzy socks? Check. Alone? Check. Counting the hours left for me to sleep? Check. A body of boiling blood? Check. Yeah you read THAT right. No, I am NOT having a sick psychotic-oh-my-God-I've-finally -gone-over-to-the-dark-side-'cuz-of-work experiment. I am talking about moi. After beer a few of us went for coffee and I am sure you know how the conversation jumps from one topic to another without any random connection. So the topic finally rested on 26/11. I literally have absolutely no words to describe what I am feeling at the moment. I am sure you will understand. I do NOT understand the objective behind killings. If you justify it by saying "Religion" I swear to God I will take my highest and my sharpest heel WITHOUT a freakin' heel cap and beat you to death. This answer is EXTREMELY laughable. Though I am not in a mood to laugh, I will do so anyway.

10 mins later.......

Laughter IS the best medicine! Oh where were we? Yes, on that laughable reason. I do NOT understand the logic of some people from the SAME effing industry being so callous. i do NOT understand that lone terrorist being held for trial. Take the bloody answers and castrate him. Without anesthesia. I do NOT understand losing people because of some retards. I do NOT understand kids being orphaned. I do NOT understand people losing their entire families. No I do not. I cannot. No matter how hard I try I cannot for the life of me answer these doubts. Can you? If you can then I will be forever in your debt.

(Note from the author: Not in the same lines as my previous posts but couldn't help it.)