Yup, some changes to the below post.
The 11th point (for Advantages of shoes over clothes) goes for stilletos AS WELL AS the male species.
Reasons why shoes are better than men/ boy friends:
1. Though both of them give you pain and agony, shoes do NOT do it on purpose.
2. Shoes have no say in the relationship you share with them.
3. Shoes are ALWAYS at your feet (like they have choice).
4. Shoes always taste the dust AT your feet.
5. Shoes look up to you.
6. Shoes have no choice BUT to do as you please. (Best part is you don't even need to say it)
7. No matter how you feel shoes will always support you and understand your pain.
8. Shoes are NOT immature.
9. Shoes do NOT get jealous when you fall in love with other shoes.
10. Shoes accompany you for shopping without complaining. (Hey, they are part of your shopping anyway)
Do I need to give more reasons to everybody now as to WHY do I love the things to be worn in the feet? That's it! I am switching careers!
In a few years, actually.