Friday, February 5, 2010

So Murphy was right after all, eh?

Yup! You may "Gasp!" in shock or you may laugh or you may die but the title! Its TRUE! "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". Thats what dear ol' Murphy used to say and thats what I believe in. So here I am, minding my own business, going about my work, and then bam! Some intuition from somewhere hits me saying that, "Megha huny, God's a lil bored. Since you haven't fallen ill or fallen down the staircase for a long time now....." and I am like, "What the hell!? I fell down 2 weeks back (and just to let you know, my foot is STILL NOT fine! FYI & NA) and I was sick last week!" Intuition replies, "Let me finish! Since you haven't been near a medical store, God wants to make your work life a leetle miserable. So you are gonna get ultra screwed for a goof up which you WILL make and for which you HAVE made already, so please be prepared." My reply, "huh?". So yes, for the past 10 days this was my intuition. And guess what? It came freakin' true! Damn you, you intuition!

So for all the reasons I was finally called to my Director's office. She was finding a solution to whatever goof up I made regarding a group. After 5 mins she shook her head, looked at me and said, "I just cannot take it!" Now obviously being extremely near to a suicide mission I misunderstood her thinking she said "I just cannot take any more of all THIS! All these goof ups!" I very knowingly nodded and said solemnly, "I know....." Thats the time she knew I have utterly, totally and completely lost it. She looked at me and said, "I am talking about the group". I very knowingly nodded and said solemnly, "Oh!"

It may also interest you to know I have reached Self Actualization. I am so buried in trying not to run screaming through a window of any floor above the 3rd level, I have actually achieved the calming effect and karma, for want of a better word. I have no more cravings of any materialistic things.

Except chocolate. Hmmmm...... saw a Ferrero lying around here somewhere.....


Anonymous said...

Opulently I agree but I about the brief should have more info then it has.

Self- Proclaimed Shoe Addict said...

info about my goof ups? i dont think so. world laughs at me anyway.