So much has happened…..

….. in the past, um, 5 months (oh crap!) Don’t know where to begin. I can go consecutively. There MIGHT be some jumble here and there but u can bear it, im sure. Now since I don’t want this post to be soooooo long that after the 1^st few paras u all start reading it as ajhdbjwcfbcfuksdhfdjkbhukefhkcvjdfjuff and go like, ‘Oh! Look at the pigeon. So cute’ I will be posting the stuff in volumes. So here it goes:

Karma and Mother Nature are, well, bitches

So there is a song of a certain movie doing the rounds which goes like, ''Cuz Karma is a bitch" and wouldn't you agree? Well, I wholeheartedly do. Looking at the way everything is going at this very moment, I seriously feel universe is conspiring against me.

3 days after the anniversary of the train blasts in BOMBay, series of 3 blasts ripped the city. Again! Are you freakin kidding me? I know its very easy to sit and write/ talk/ whine about it but honestly, the Government sucks balls. Oh and there are over 6000 potholes in BOMBay. Rejoice! Rejoice!

Moving on to something personal. AS and I are still close friends and I am trying to move on. But will that ever happen easily? Of course not. So there I am minding my own business (we share the same cabin in the office by the way) and suddenly some random chick has to come and act all flirty and AS tells me, 'you are not a girl. you are a pal!' and I am like, 'Really? is it high school all over again?' Being a pal, having drunk guys fall all over me (not the sober ones) are the stories of my life so kindly don't drink and come near me. 

I was as usual late for work (stupid traffic) and I was running inside to go change (hoteliers have to wear a uniform) and it just started raining and by that I mean raining-like-there's-no-tomorrow-and-lets-uproot-trees-for-fun. I opened my new, zebra print umbrella (went specially to go buy it cuz the previous one was so uncool. It was a boring grey with tiny white flowers.) and voila! the wind was so strong that it just turned the other way. You know how it gets and you see people on the street struggling with it and you thank the stars that you are not one of them. Well, I became one of them and my hair was all over the place and I said fuck it. As soon as I reached inside the rain reduce considerably. How? I mean, how? And you wonder why does the title of my blog say what it says. 

I have been planning to get a 2nd tattoo done for ages now. I finally had 2 continuous weekends free. The 1st  weekend I called the tattoo artist and he was not in town and today I went so he was busy. I don't care. I am getting one done. See the pic below and be jealous, peoples.

I went to Kino 108 last weekend to get dwunk with Koti, AS, Phataks and couple of my other close friends. It was fun till AS saw the bill (every1 else had absconded by then) and he came close to a fight. Damn I have never been involved in a fight. That day not even the drunk guys gave me a second look. Talk about getting all emotional after drinking.

This week I was busy attending one of my friend's wedding and a function. I can't believe she is married. I cant believe that it so easy to find people of the opposite sex.

Like I have been saying before, I am seriously trying to lose weight and today I ate half a cheesecake. Why doesn't the universe just kill me already?

(note from author: I promise to have a more +ve post next time. Oh c'mon! gimme a break)

ok TRYING to be REALLY positive here.

Have u noticed or realized that lately I have become extremely cranky and whiny? You haven’t? Seriously? I have become so cranky and whiny that I want to kill me. With a shot gun. On the head. If you really haven’t realized then this post will confirm your doubts, for sure. Ok lets start with my milestone budday. It was AWESOME (you think I am actually gonna write which budday of mine it was?). So on Friday I went to Moshe’s for a quiet dinner with family (yup still single) and on Saturday, I decided to take a bunch of friends and go clubbing. So we landed in this club and my really REALLY good friend (lets call her Koti) had called like 20 people and booked the glass cabin and everything fancy and gave me an awesome surprise. This was 1 surprise had absolutely NO CLUE about. She has been going through her own tough time and she thought of this really made me feel awesome. See the cake pic below and you wonder why i call my self a shoe addict. NB: I was not whining here.

Ok, so the point is (I feel) that the 2 most important aspects of my life are not going the way I want them to and I am getting used to feeling like shit. The 2 aspects are my work life and my personal life. I don’t get it. Why do people say personal life? It’s like saying hot fire or something. Digressing again! So work, though its good, my heart is not in it and frankly I cannot wait till 2022 for my next promotion and there have been some unfair things which I don’t agree with so I am unhappy. My personal life sucks. So I like this guy lets call him AS for like quite sometime now. Probably the longest I have liked anyone from the opposite sex and the 2nd guy whom I confessed to about how I feel. (yeah, it didn’t work out with the 1st guy and I ended up falling for someone else after moping around for 2 days). So we have been, you know, doing stuff and I was like a dumb girl who thought this will go somewhere, blah blah blah and tada! It. Did. Not. So I ended whatever there was and we are still good friends. No seriously. We ARE close friends. So we sit in the same office, same cabin, talk and I go ‘AAAARRRRGGHHH’ in my mind. This Monday totally sucked. I had to reach work at 11, I reached work at 12 because I had to travel to Bandra from Thane and back to Powai for a 10 minute work and guess how much time it took? Guess guess? 4 hrs. Yup! That’s right. I was travelling from 8 am to 12 pm. Then during the course of the day I lost my diamond from my ring and before you ask me, like how very smart people have asked me yesterday, it was a real diamond. I also did not have an off this weekend but I managed to get one as my sister has gone to Delhi for her wedding shopping and wants me to be there. Today I got to know that everyone from my office is getting to go to Pune for a night out for the opening of one of the most- awaited night clubs. Just. Shoot. Me. Please.

Now are your doubts cleared? Now you know that I have become cranky and whiny and now you know WHY I have become cranky and whiny?

To end this negativity I will leave you with a very positive quote (stolen from a fridge magnet gifted to me by my friend): ‘There is nothing wrong with me that a li’l chocolate won’t fix’.

Something interesting required. Please.

The reason I have not typed for so long is because there is nothing, NOTHING, to write about. Apart from the fact that I turn a year older in about 5 days time, apart from the fact that I am still single (is there something drastically wrong with me? No seriously.), apart from the fact that I like this guy where it is going towards (slowly and steadily) ‘god-where-the-fuck-are-we’ land, apart from the fact that I am stuck in my job for at least 7 more months, blah blah. The remotely exciting thing, and by that I mean getting peoples’ reactions like ‘oh-really-that’s-great-oh-look-the-bird-just-pooped’, is learning Mandarin. Through my iTouch (I lost my previous one by the way, to some loser who picked it up off the road in about some 10 mins span. I hope my iTouch came alive and the earphones strangled him). By the way, my sister is getting married peoples! Yeah, and I have to lose weight for that and I really really don’t see that happening. Another exciting thing is that monsoons have started. This basically means that I have graduated from whining about the heat and humidity to whining about the damn rain.

We have an Appreciation Week going on at my workplace and its fun to an extent. Fun till your drastic mood swings kick in; fun till you think yourself to depression as to why you are single and fun till you see your object of affection totally and completely ignoring you. I have, however, come to one conclusion. More than women, men are complete bitches.

Oh and the other interesting thing is that Osama Bin Laden is now, well, been laden. Probably digging a hole in his grave to the gates of hell. No wait. That will be paradise for him. He should actually make his way to heaven and then die again due to all the niceness there.

Just when you start thinking that finally Government got some sense due to Anna Hazare’s movement and when you finally start going towards the ‘R’ of respect to them, they go ahead and do something totally absurd. Like increasing the age limit for drinking. So you are seriously trying to tell me that I can vote for another corrupted person to rule this country, I can start my family with crying babies, I can stay alone and look after myself, I can get drunk on beer BEFORE I have whisky? Are you fucking shitting me? How’s this a law? A legitimate, sensible, law? Wait. Legitimate and sensible don’t go with law. If law WAS legitimate and sensible it wouldn’t be law then, right?

I can’t believe half the year is over. It seems like yesterday I drove down to Karjat for like 5 hrs and was back in 3.

Can 12th December 2012 come any sooner? Please!

A day in the life of a single, 20-something hotelier

So this is how my day today was like:

• Got stuck in traffic while coming to the hotel.
• Threw the cutlery instead of the used paper towel in the dust bin.
• Banged my head against the side view mirror of a parked truck (stupid truck).
• Got the security to laugh at me.
• Got stuck in traffic while going home.